i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
and then they just try to throw the fucking “a lock that can be opened by many keys sucks” argument into the mix and i’m just like oh yeah?
well a fucking toaster that can toast tons of different bread and bagels and shit like that is a good fucking toaster but a piece of bread that has been put through multiple toasters is a burnt piece of shit
don’t play with me i will come up with analogies that slam your pathetic dong in the hypothetical trashcan of shame
Anonymous asked: So the kid next door to me is a major SJW. She has an older brother who comes home from university to stay sometimes and it annoys him no end. They must be arguing in the backyard and I literally just heard him shout "FUCK YOU LENORA! MAYBE YOU'RE A FUCKING SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!" I thought this might amuse you.
Anonymous asked: what is your opinion about for example sweden/romanian mixed couples? shouldn't they stick to their own culture?
Irony is the fact that republicans claim to be against government regulations but then attempt to regulate abortion clinics out of existence.
Anonymous asked: i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality